Q: What do you get when you combine a bunch of stupid, greedy, people with many billions of dollars?
A: Government.
Q: How do you know your time on earth is over?
A: A big fucking train is speeding towards you.
Q: What's the point to life?
A: Sharp.
Q: At what age are you no longer innocent?
A: Negative three.
Q: How many politicians would it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Doesn't matter, they couldn't agree on what bulb to buy in the first place.
Q: What do you call it when someone takes half of your money for no reason?
A: Tax.
Q: How do you know a politician is telling the truth?
A: When you have a gun to their head and a frantic look on your face.
Q: What do you call someone in the middle of a war zone?
A: Screwed.
Q: What do you call someone who comes onto an island, is given a house, a job, and some money for nothing and doesn't speak the native language or ever want to learn it, rather keeping themselves separated to the populace?
A: "Refugees"
Q: Where can you find hell?
A: Virgo Cluster, Milky Way, Our Solar System, Earth.
Q: What charges you money to pay it money?
A: Bank.
Q: What's the average IQ of a politician?
A: What's the average IQ of a peanut?
Subject: Random Jokes Or Something 
Sat Oct 30, 2010 4:46 am
