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PostSubject: Random Jokes Or Something   Sat Oct 30, 2010 4:46 am

Q: What do you get when you combine a bunch of stupid, greedy, people with many billions of dollars?
A: Government.


Q: How do you know your time on earth is over?
A: A big fucking train is speeding towards you.


Q: What's the point to life?
A: Sharp.


Q: At what age are you no longer innocent?
A: Negative three.

Q: How many politicians would it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Doesn't matter, they couldn't agree on what bulb to buy in the first place.

Q: What do you call it when someone takes half of your money for no reason?
A: Tax.

Q: How do you know a politician is telling the truth?
A: When you have a gun to their head and a frantic look on your face.

Q: What do you call someone in the middle of a war zone?
A: Screwed.

Q: What do you call someone who comes onto an island, is given a house, a job, and some money for nothing and doesn't speak the native language or ever want to learn it, rather keeping themselves separated to the populace?
A: "Refugees"

Q: Where can you find hell?
A: Virgo Cluster, Milky Way, Our Solar System, Earth.

Q: What charges you money to pay it money?
A: Bank.

Q: What's the average IQ of a politician?
A: What's the average IQ of a peanut?

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PostSubject: Re: Random Jokes Or Something   Mon Nov 01, 2010 9:32 am

In Russia...

(There would be an image here of the Russian President with a shotgun if the image host wasn't such a fag...)

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So I fell through the ground as it passed me by...


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PostSubject: Re: Random Jokes Or Something   Mon Nov 01, 2010 10:32 am

in soviet Russia police phone you!
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PostSubject: Re: Random Jokes Or Something   Sat Nov 06, 2010 2:30 am

A man walks into a bar. The bartender says 'What'l you be?' the man responds 'Drunk.'

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